December 2008
36 posts
FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.
The Maker, at Creation’s birth, With living things had stocked the earth. From elephants to bats and snails, They all were good, for all were males. But when the Devil came and saw He said: “By Thine eternal law Of growth, maturity, decay, These all must quickly pass away And leave untenanted the earth Unless Thou dost establish birth” — Then tucked his head beneath his wing To laugh —...